So you know that whole nightmare where your walking around at school or the mall or some other random public place that has a whole LOT of people in it.Suddenly you become aware of all the people who are staring at you and looking at your pants in an odd way. You glance down in your dream and are shocked to find...
YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON!
You know what I'm talking about right, I mean come on. Somebody else has got to have had this dream before.
Well anyway, I guess that whole little bit about the dream was kinda pointless. BUT today there was a big moment of my day where I feared the"no-pants-dream" would become reality. I HAD NO PANTS !
Now, I know this brings on some confusion. "what do you mean you had no pants? Did you go to school in your undies? HOW DO YOU JUST NOT WEAR PANTS?!"
Well, see..what had happened was.
I am in band at school, and during first period we all go outside and march. It gets hot and sweaty, so naturally everyone in band just comes to school in their shorts and then changes into their actual school clothes afterwards.
Being the extremely intelligent being that I am, I forgot my pants this morning.After band I went into the bathroom like always. I dug in my bag and pulled out my teeshirt, my jacket, my belt...but I could not find my pants ANYWHERE. I flipped out. There was no way that I could wear my shorts to school, it's against the dress code in about 50 million different ways. I had a class in less than 5 minutes, I was completely screwed! I called my brothers hoping that by some miracle they could help me, but naturally they both had their phones turned off. Anyway, get this. The whole time that I'm freaking out I'm laughing. How dumb is that, I can't even take losing my pants seriously. I guess it was just the humor in the whole situation..I mean really. Who forgets to bring pants to school? And forreal, what do you do in that kind of situation, hide in the bathroom stall all day? I find it all hilarious.
After a while this little Asian girl goes "OHMYGOD I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS!"
So I about mess myself because I'm just so excited that someone has an extra pair of pants.Anyway, turns out she wears the EXACT SAME SIZE AS ME. It was awesome. Downfall to this? She's a good foot shorter than me, so her pants were total high-waters on me. I ended up just rolling them up into ghetto capri's.
THANK YOU RANDOM ASIAN GIRL FOR SAVING MY DAY.
Anyway, long story short. You should always remember your pants. Always. Because not having pants totally sucks.
THE END.
Well anyway, I guess that whole little bit about the dream was kinda pointless. BUT today there was a big moment of my day where I feared the"no-pants-dream" would become reality. I HAD NO PANTS !
Now, I know this brings on some confusion. "what do you mean you had no pants? Did you go to school in your undies? HOW DO YOU JUST NOT WEAR PANTS?!"
Well, see..what had happened was.
I am in band at school, and during first period we all go outside and march. It gets hot and sweaty, so naturally everyone in band just comes to school in their shorts and then changes into their actual school clothes afterwards.
Being the extremely intelligent being that I am, I forgot my pants this morning.After band I went into the bathroom like always. I dug in my bag and pulled out my teeshirt, my jacket, my belt...but I could not find my pants ANYWHERE. I flipped out. There was no way that I could wear my shorts to school, it's against the dress code in about 50 million different ways. I had a class in less than 5 minutes, I was completely screwed! I called my brothers hoping that by some miracle they could help me, but naturally they both had their phones turned off. Anyway, get this. The whole time that I'm freaking out I'm laughing. How dumb is that, I can't even take losing my pants seriously. I guess it was just the humor in the whole situation..I mean really. Who forgets to bring pants to school? And forreal, what do you do in that kind of situation, hide in the bathroom stall all day? I find it all hilarious.
After a while this little Asian girl goes "OHMYGOD I HAVE AN EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS!"
So I about mess myself because I'm just so excited that someone has an extra pair of pants.Anyway, turns out she wears the EXACT SAME SIZE AS ME. It was awesome. Downfall to this? She's a good foot shorter than me, so her pants were total high-waters on me. I ended up just rolling them up into ghetto capri's.
THANK YOU RANDOM ASIAN GIRL FOR SAVING MY DAY.
Anyway, long story short. You should always remember your pants. Always. Because not having pants totally sucks.
THE END.
1 comment:
I will always remember my pants.
It's so cold around here that we couldn;t wear shorts if we wanted too!
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