My story-telling skills are lacking

Apparently it's not normal to bust out in
"BABY COME BACK, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEE!"
in the middle of a WalMart parking lot. While your on your knees. Singing to your brother. Who had a monster-beard at the time.

And following that up with "NOO I DIDNT MEAN IT, I SWEAR. I SAY THAT TO EVERYONE! SERIOUSLY!"
doesn't really help your case either.
It only earns you several strange looks and a "What the-??"

Who would have known..



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