Swallow people whole,

We had waffles for dinner.
They were amazing:]
I was almost surprised that my dad wasn't like "uh, waffles for dinner?! wtf." But then I remembered how he's totally been craving waffles for a while. He never told me or anything, but like when he falls asleep on the couch sometimes, he will halfway wake up for a few seconds and mumble something. And for the past few weeks he's been saying something about waffles. Like he'll be all "give me my waffles back!" or "Margie...why did you burn my waffles"
Anyway,
Enough about waffles.

We had our Christmas parade today, and afterwards you have to walk back to the school or whatever.
So like last year I went with Paige and we walked through the cemetery on our way back. [May I throw in that it was pitch black outside]
Anywho,
So just like last time...
I'm dancing around and singing the whole time and Paige is like about to piss her pants and flipping out over everything. "HOLY SHIT DID SOMETHING JUST MOVE!?" "OHMYGOD I HEARD SOMETHING! MARGIEE! WHAT WAS THAT!!"
And I'm all "Chick, chill. And dance! It's funnnn!" And she's all "I'm not going to dance on top of DEAD PEOPLE!"
It was pretty fun.:]
And just like last time, when we reached the end of it we figured out that the gait was locked. So we had to turn around and walk all the way through it again. Which made Paige flip out even more.
Funny funny funny:]
It was pretty fun though. I like cemetery's. And I mean that in a totally non-creepy way.

Ohh, wanna hear a crazy story? So in the middle of the cemetery there's this huge mausoleum, right? Well when I went there one time over the summer I didn't KNOW that it was a mausoleum...or for that matter what a mausoleum even was [It's like a building that people buy or whatever, and usually they have whole families berried in it.Or uh, not really berried. They just KindOf stick them inside of there in caskets or whatever.So it's pretty much a room that's got a whole bunch of shelves with dead bodies stacked up inside of it]
Anyways,
So I was all peeking inside of there and trying to open the door and when I looked through the cracks in the door I saw all kinds of weird lookin' boxes and shelves.
Yeah, totally didn't know there were dead people inside of there. I thought it was just a storage place.
So that just KindOf bugs me that I was practically looking at dead people and didn't even know it. Like I mean, if I knew what it was then I wouldn't have tried to open the door. Oh and thank god the door didn't open, that would have been super creepy.
I walk in and BAM! dead people.
sdffidjsafjka.

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