Sunday, October 4, 2009

Diskotronnn

Here's the texting convo. I had with Chris after he broke up with Erika.

ME:I hope you get rapped by a whale and start bleeding internally from the whales ten foot penis. Yeah, Who'd be the "weirdo" then, huh? The chick who said "woof" or the guy with blood shooting out of his ass?
HIM:Who the hell is this?
ME:Oh god, I didn't expect the whale to actually rape you. Want a tampon to help with the bleeding?
HIM: WHAT THE FUCK!
ME: Oh okay, So no tampon then?
HIM: TELL ME WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE DAMMIT!
ME: Welp. I've got bigger and better things to do. So later.
HIM: OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Such lovely words.
He makes me angry though. Crying for months about how much he loved her, and then he finally gets her back and he calls her "weirdo" constantly KNOWING that she hates being called that. So of course erika gets angry and tells him to stop, and he breaks up with her.
Yeah, you really loved her didn't you?
Gahh.

On another note,
I have 123 posts!
Haha isn't that neat?


THE END.





1 comment:

Amber said...

Oh my god. How could he do that!?!!
ugh. I can't believe him.....