So, Wednesday after swimming we went into the family room[just like all the other days] and we see this little boy in there. We had seen him earlier while swimming, and had noticed he was wearing a medical bracelet. In other words, he had some sort of mental disorder. We thought he was freakin' adorable so we let him watch TV with us and WhatNot. Anyways, so he's sitting there watching TV and becoming just totally amazed with everything that was happening on it. It was some thing about mermaids so he kept shouting out "MERMAID!"--we thought it was the cutest thing in the world.
Later while in the gameroom he picked up Brittany's camera and started taking pictures of us with it. We still thought it was cute, and didn't really think anything of it.
Later, that night when we went back to the Family room we discovered he was there again. After we sat down on the couch he came running up to us with a book in his hand, and then plopped down on Brittany's lap. We went through practically the whole book with him, it was a book about Santa Clause. Through the whole book he would randomly shout out "SANTA!!!" or "ELVES!". Yet again, we thought it was adorable.
....Until he randomly got very angry while we were nearing the end of the book and hit Brittany on her leg. After this he screamed at her , jumped up and began running around the room. He then ran up to me and attacked my face, he was pinching it with his hands. THEN he pulled out a big hunk of my hair and ran around the whole family room with it in his hand. He showed it to everyone in the gameroom with a huge smile on his face, as if that hunk of hair was his victory prize or something;he seemed very satisfied with it.
We didn't stick around too long after this because he ended up running up to me and screaming "I HATE YOU!" right in my face. The look he was wearing was possibly the most frightening thing I have ever seen, it showed so much hate.
So yes.
What did we learn today?
Never let a kid watch mermaid movies with you, or read them a story about Santa Clause because they WILL begin to hate you and beat you up afterwards.
THE END.
[P.S]
Here's a picture of the evil vermin with Brittany's camera in his hand.
2 comments:
It kind of sounds like he has autism but idk...
interesting story indeed. Anyone one will surely be cranky and evil after going through mermaid shows and santa books consecutively... Never do it! ha
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